In Which S.K. Flinches
I’ve lived in the South most of my life, with a few periods of residency overseas and in other regions in the USA, so I’m used to the scarab beetles known as June bugs. But I’ve never understood why they’re called “June bugs,” when they almost never show up until the first week of July.
Nor have I ever gotten used to how these things will fly straight at my head, with a volume 11 buzz that sounds like a plague, the kind of plague Apocalyptic John would have described as having been poured out of a phial onto the wicked nations of the earth.
All this week, every time I have stepped outside, the emerald-shelled little demons have launched themselves at me. And even though I know they’re there, and even though I know they’re going to fly at my face, I still jump and flinch and sometimes utter strange noises when they do it.
I love animals, but I do not love June bugs. I have no pact with them. I wish to do them harm. They are not helpful to my dignity. It is exceedingly difficult to be dignified when one is making noises like “York!” and “Blointh!” and “Fedurr!”
A fellow who lives on a neighboring farm enjoys shooting off fireworks on Independence Day and New Years Eve. As a side note, just exactly why he enjoys it, I fail to understand. He is almost my age. He has no children nor grandchildren. He and his wife live alone in their little farmhouse. But on these two holidays, he makes his way to his pasture and lights up enough bright and noisy things to mimic a decent-sized Vietnam-era firefight.
Perhaps it’s too much to hope, but maybe the swish-flash-boom-POW! will drive the June bugs away. It certainly makes me want to flee.
~ S.K. Orr
2 Comments
Bookslinger
The iridescent green and copper winged insect in the picture you include looks like what we call in the midwest a “Japanese Beetle”:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_beetle
It is an invasive species in North America, and is very destructive. Farmers and horticulturalists would appreciate you destroying as many as possible. They are easy to capture as I’ve seen jars containing thousands. Though I do not know if they were gathered by mechanical or chemical means.
The two families/genera that wikipedia says are “June bugs” in the Southeast US are Phyllophaga:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllophaga
which is brown/black,
and Cotinis Nitida:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotinis_nitida
which is gold and green.
All three are referred to as scarabs.
admin
Thanks for the info, Bookslinger. The little pests are really pushing the limits this week. A coworker and I were talking about them today, and I was telling her how nervous and jumpy junebugs make me, with their buzzing and flying right at my face, etc. She said she sees them all the time, but has never been particularly bothered by them. After lunch, she came into the office red-faced and gasping. She told me that several junebugs had attacked her outside in the parking lot, and that one of them had hit her in the face with force sufficient to leave a red welt. The army of junebug haters grows…