I Never Thought I'd Be In This Situation

And All He Got Was This Gideon’s Bible

Last night just at dusk, my white-faced old dog began kicking up a fuss, quickly joined by my wife’s little alleged dog. They were at the glass patio door, and when we went to investigate, we assumed the possums had showed up early for supper.

But no. There were three baby raccoons scampering up the Japanese maple just outside the door. It was raining pretty steadily, and they seemed content to rest up in the leafy bows of the treetop. The dogs were not as content to rest.

I truly hope the ‘coons do not hang around. Despite my affection for living creatures, I have strong memories of the predations of raccoons against my hens a few years back, and I do not want this ring-tailed trio to see me as a food source. I will do some research to see if it’s possible to train possums to attack and fight these wily creatures.

Local man arrested for running a pit possum ring. Neighbors note that he was a quiet man and kept to himself…

~ S.K. Orr